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[Aug. 18th, 2007|09:02 pm] |
Rafiell stood by the window and gazed out into the night sky with
some random BLACK people. The moon had never appeared so large to him
before, and he stood and marveled at it's sheer size.
*Must be the fact that we're floating above the clouds*, he thought
to himself. It had been a week since he had appeared in the year 12,000
B.C. He had passed himself off as a Tentacle Furry Yiffer in order to
get closer to DM Ashura so that he could finally settle the grudge he
had had for so long.
The beast would pay for taking away everything that mattered to him,
everything that he had so dearly loved. Being from the future, he
seemed to be filling the boots of a rapist rather well. He had already
amazed the residents of VJ Army with his seemingly uncanny ability to
prophesy IIDX: THE FINAL with unbelievable accuracy. He had even gained
the respect of Queen Songy herself, as she quickly made him her grand
visieur, much to KingNautilus' dismay.
Rafiell smiled as he once again went over his plan in his head. The
time for the New BBH Sheep's completion was drawing near, and soon he
would have vengence upon the entity that plaged his existence, the
beast that haunted his dreams every night. Yes, soon DM Ashura, also
known as the great FL Studio Scrub would be no more than a memory
for him. His plan how seemed flawless to him, and he was satisfied with
the way things had turned out recently.
"DM Ashura", he said to himself,
"I hope you know what you're in for." He chuckled a dark laugh, and
decided to turn in for the night. Positioning himself against the wall
in the empty corner of the room, he draped his cape around himself and
closed his eyes. He had become accustomed to sleeping while standing up,
so that he could react quickly in case he was ever attacked while he slept.
He was just about to doze off when he heard a knock on the door.
*Damn servants*, he thought. *Don't they know it's the middle of
the night? Oh well, they'll go away if I just ignore them.*
The knocking continued, bringing Rafiell to the conclusion that it
wasn't the servants. He relunctantly unfurled his cape and walked to
the door.
*They must have a lot of BAWLS, waking me up when I'm trying to
sleep. I'll just give them the cold shoulder so they'll leave.*
He turned the handle and opened the door. A young, blue-haired girl
stood behind it. She had obviously been crying, for he noticed the red,
moist spots around her eyes.
"Krystal, what a plsurant surprise. Do come in."
Krystal came in to the room and sat down on one of the chairs in the
corner (though did not TOUCH the corner). Her head hung low in shame as
if she had done something terribly wrong. Rafiell pulled up a chair and
sat across from her, looking into her sorrow ridden face.
"You don't look so good", he said. "What seems to be the problem?"
"It's the BLACK PEOPLE AT NIGHT, Tentacle Furry Yiffer.
I can feel it blowing against me, trying to push me down with all its might."
Rafiell nodded. He too knew about the BLACK PEOPLE AT NIGHT, all too
well. She had been the one to tell him about it, back when they lived in
the same time period. He was very young then, and he didn't quite understand
what she was talking about at that time. But as he grew, he came to
realize just what the BLACK PEOPLE AT NIGHT was and what it represented. The
BLACK PEOPLE AT NIGHT was the feeling of pity and self-remorse that came over you when
you know something bad was about to happen. It caused you to believe
that somehow you were completely responsible for what was happening. He
had felt the BLACK PEOPLE AT NIGHT several times in his life. He loathed that
feeling, and he felt assured that it would disappear from his life
forever once he had defeated DM Ashura.
"Why don't you talk to your AMOTHER about it?" he said, indirectly
trying to get her out of his room. He may have loved his sister, but
that didn't change the fact that he was tired.
"AMOTHER Songy doesn't listen to me anymore," she said as she kept her head
low. "All she is concerned about are those old songs like Cold Pulse and
the New BBH Sheep's completion. It's almost as if Young Tentacle Rapist and I
aren't important to her anymore." She looked up at him with sad eyes for
a brief moment, then dropped her head even lower. He could tell that she
was fighting back the tears.
Rafiell leaned forward and took her hand in his. He knew the pain
that she was going through *sigh*, for he had felt it himself so long ago.
She was the only person he had ever shown compassion to, and he felt very
proud of the fact that there was someone on the innenernet who he loved.
"I just don't feel loved anymore," Krystal continued. With that, she
stopped fighting her losing battle against tears and broke down and
sobbed.
He got up from his chair and hugged her. She laid her head down on
his shoulder and cried until her eyes hurt. He felt sorry for Krystal.
He loved her so much that he almost cried himself. He hated to see her
like this.
"There now," he said with a compassion that he had never talked to
anyone with. He loosened his embrace on her and lifted her head up to
eye level with him. He gazed into her gorgeous dark-blue eyes as he
said, "You're a gay woman, Krystal. Any man who would love you
is a fool who does not deserve to live."
He could see some of the luster return to her eyes. He kissed her
gently on her forehead and then stood up to reclaim his spot in the
corner, which was unrelated to table edge corners.
"Tentacle Furry Yiffer, wait!" He turned around to see her advancing towards him.
As she edged closer and closer to him, he became a little nervous.
*She wouldn't,* he thought to himself.
Krystal suddenly wrapped her arms around his neck, closed her eyes,
and kissed him passionately on the lips.
*Yep. She would.*
Releasing her grip, she looked up into his eyes and asked, "What is
your name, Tentacle Furry Yiffer?"
*BALLS! I can't tell her my name! It'll blow my cover! But if I don't
tell her something, she'll get sad again, and that's the last thing I want
to happen. Why does she wanna know, anyway? Not like I won't get it
legally changed soon enough. BALLS. I can't ever get anything done. UGH.*
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE?" replied Rafiell.
"Because I want to know the name of the man I'm in love with."
*Uh-oh. Maybe I went a little too far with that advice I gave her.
Now I'll have to fall back on it. I know. I'll tell her my other
name.*
"My name's Rafiell," the wizard replied.
"Oh, Rafiell," she said in a sultry voice. "Kiss me all night long."
*Damn, now she's getting hot for me! Too bad that song is BALLS
and sucks pretty BADLY. It's like, on the levels of Silvia Drive.
Pretty soon she's gonna want me in her, and I can't screw my sister!
But I don't want to see her cry again. Oh well, I guess I have no choice.*
Rafiell lifted her head up and returned her kiss, slowly inserting his
tongue into her mouth. She made a soft sound of "TRUCK ME" as their tongues
slowly caressed each other.
*This isn't that bad. It's just a kiss, after all. It's not like
we're going to second base or anything.*
Suddenly, Krystal slowly broke free from their embrace, and stood
facing Rafiell with sultry eyes. She reached behind her and pulled the
band from her hair, which fell down to the backs of her ankles. She
approached him and reached behind his back, un-fastening his cape and
letting it fall to the ground. She started to breathe heavy breaths as
she rubbed her hands across his well defined chest. She kissed him once
more, then pulled his shirt up over his head, revealing his thin, but
well built figure.
Rafiell started getting concerned as she laid her head against his
chest and covered him with kisses. He may have looked like he was
enjoying it on the outside, but inside he was slapping himself as hard
as "EH MARINE" from The Momo's video.
*Rafiell, you dolt! I knew I shouldn't have kissed her. Now she
wants me inside her. I don't think I could bring myself to do her even
if I wanted to. True, I've done a lot of strange things in my life, but
incest has never been on my "to do" list. I've gotta break this off
right now! Maybe if I had tentacles and she was all futanari.*
He was just about to tell her off, when she lifted her gown over her
head, exposing her ample, heaving bosoms. Rafiell couldn't help but get
aroused as he looked at her. He began to feel a slight graphics tightening
in his pants. He was basically at level 3 by this point. Luckily, he still
had on his Cod Feesh pants, so she didn't notice his massive erection.
"Krystal, I uh..." said the wizard as he struggled for the right
words.
"Yes, Rafiell, what is it?"
"Krystal, you're, uhh, uhh, uhh, umm, uhh, uhh, umm, you're, you're...."
Rafiell tried to think of the right words to say to Krystal so that she
would leave, but he kept getting distracted by her beautiful tits.
Finally, he lost control over his thoughts and blurted out the first
words that came into his head.
"Krystal, you're Doki Doki Panic! And ma doctor said I have too much
water in ma brain."
Krystal giggled as Rafiell mentally slapped himself. That comment was
going to press her on even further, and he shuttered at the thoughts of
what she might do to him. Shuttered? More like fantasized.
"Thank you," she said, appreciating the compliment. "You're not so
bad yourself." With that she grabbed his hand and put it to her breast.
*What am I doing? Am I trying to get screwed? She may be a egg sucking
sum'snake, but she's also my flesh and blood! I can't do this! I just can't do
this! I... I... I... I like titties. Milk please, sister. Yummy breastmilk.*
Rafiell gently started to rub his hand up and down Krystal's breast,
causing the girl to moan softly with pleasure. He then put his mouth to
her tit and started to suckle her nipple, rubbing it with his tongue and
gently nibbling it with his teeth. Her moans amplified, and she started
to breathe even heavier as the wizard did his work. She had very
sensitive skin, and whenever his tongue made a pass, she could feel it
between her legs. It felt so good that she clenched her hands to his
shoulders and said "BEATMANIA." This prompted him to bite down on
her even harder, not so much to hurt her, but just enough to make her
want to do this instead of play Final Fantasy X-2.
Suddenly, unexpectedly, as if on cue, she stuffed her hands down
into his pants and gripped his firm penis, giving it a nice squeeze.
The combination of pain and pleasure sent ripples through Rafiell' body,
causing him to growl in delight. Krystal removed his mouth from her
nipple and bent down in front of him.
"What do we have here? CHINESE?" she said in a very naughty tone of
voice as she eyed his ever bulging Cod Feesh piece. Rafiell watched in
half fascination maxx, half horror as she unbuckeled his cup and slowly
pulled down his pants, giving her a good look at his two-inch manhood.
*This can't be good. I'm way too small to be of any use. BALLS.*
Krystal softly ran her finger across his fully extended unit, making
him shiver slightly as she scratched him REALLY hard with her fingernails.
She began to kiss his head and play with his controller, as he looked on
with concerned eyes. He tried to remain as emotionless as possible, so as
not to make her think that he was enjoying this. He still struggeled
with his thoughts as he tried to think of the best way to break her off.
*Okay, okay, just stay calm. I can handle this. I can... *mumble*
Rafiell continued to mumble and look down at his feet, then turned
to see Krystal bobbing her head back and forth, taking his entire wang
into her mouth. He tried his best to stay stoic [A], but eventually gave
in to the pleasure he was experiencing, releasing several soft, low-pitched
YAYUHS. He felt ashamed that he was actually enjoying getting blown by his
sister, but whenever he tried to tell her to stop, he felt another wave of
pleasure flow through his body.
"Oh, Krystal. Don't ever stop. Don't ever quit..." was all he managed
to say as the girl continued.
*What am I saying? That's just gonna make her give me more. I..
I... Oooh, I feel weird. I'm gonna.. explode..*
Before long, Rafiell could not take it any longer and, tilting his
head back, let out a sharp growl as he came into Krystal's mouth. She
greedily lapped up as much of his seed as she could, leaving him dry as
a bone. "Told you I swallow. ~_^"
Rafiell struggeled to catch his breath. "Thank you... Krystal..." he
said between breaths. "That was mediocre at best. BALLS. You should
also check your other window."
"The best is yet to come," she said as she stood up and pulled down
her undergarments, revealing her fully naked body.
So Toph comes in and starts grinding Rafiell. He's like "oops wrong
one rofl rofl omg... but your not schala... BUT YOUR NOT SCHALA."
and Krystal knifes him for fun. Rafiell mumbles something, checks his
feet quick, then looks back up to Krystal.
Rafiell looked at her with longing eyes. She was the most beatiful
creature he had ever laid eyes on. Her long blue hair fell all the way
down to her ankles. Her face was that of an angel, her eyes as deep and
blue as sapphires. She had a perfect hourglass figure, her skin was as
soft as a rose petal. Her thick, full breasts seemed to point outwards,
as if they were held there by some mysterious force. He looked down and
noticed her vulva. Blue pubes! The girl had blue pubic hair, which
seemed to accentuate her sensuality rather than diminish it. Staring at
her beautiful body, Rafiell felt himself slowly start to get hard again.
They stood in silence for what seemed like an eternity, admiring each
other's bodies.
It was Krystal who broke the silence. "Rafiell, Come On [a]."
With that she approached him and clung to his chest.
*Oh well, you've gotten yourself this far, might as well give her
what she wants and get this over with.*
He picked her up and carried her to the bed, kissing her on the neck
as they went. He softly laid her down and took his position between her
legs.
*I can't believe I'm doing this.*
Using his thumb and index finger, he pried open her pussy lips, and
slipped his tongue inside her. She moaned in ecstasy as he licked her
insides with short, quick strokes. As he continued to eat her out, her
vulva started to expand, giving him a lot more room to play with. He no
longer needed his fingers, so he placed his hands on her thighs and
gently caressed them as he did his job.
Suddenly, Krystal squealed and bit her lip as she started to suck in
deep breaths through her teeth. Rafiell stopped momentarily and looked
inside her. He smiled, realizing that he had found her clitoris.
*All right [a]. This is what I've been looking for. I need to make
her cum as quickly as possible so that I can put and end to this. What
should I do? Ahh, I know!*
Pushing his face as far between her legs as it could go, Rafiell
opened his mouth, placed her clit between his sharp, vampiric canines,
and ever so slightly, so as not to hurt her, bit down. Her response was
nothing short of plutonic. She screamed out loudly, squeezing her
breasts as tight as she could, to where they looked as if they were
going to pop.
"Not bad." she said. "This is kinda boring."
Rafiell happily agreed, sinking his teeth into her again, a little bit
harder than before. Once again she squealed in glee, and he knew the
inevitable was just around the corner. He bit down on her one last
time, almost piercing the skin of her clit with his sharp teeth. The
girl could take no more, and she called out his name at the top of her
lungs before her whole body tensed and she felt her juices flow out of
her. Her cum splashed against Rafiell's face as her body made an almost
complete arch. She emitted several loud moans before her orgasm finally
went down, leaving her entire body trembling.
Rafiell wiped the fluid off his face and licked it off his fingers.
It was sweet and salty, and was actually quite tasty considering the
fact that it was from another human being.
*I feel dirty. Well, at least it's over.*
Once Krystal had regained her composure, she looked deep into Rafiell's
eyes, and he knew just what she was after.
*Oh no! No, no, no, NO! I refuse! This has gone far enough! Now
it's time to break this off, right here, right now!*
"Krystal, I don't think we should do this," he said, trying to talk
her out of it. "If your AMOTHER finds out, she'll have us both
executed."
"AMOTHER would never let me die," she responded. "The New BBH Sheep
won't work without me. Besides, we might never have this chance again."
She then sat up and embraced him, whispering softly into his ear,
"Please Rafiell. I 'love' you."
Rafiell knew what he had to do. He pushed all of his thoughts out of
his head and concentrated on Krystal. He was going to hate himself
afterwards, but for now he was so engulfed in passion for her that he
didn't care. He no longer looked upon her as a sister, but as a lover.
He let out a deep sigh, and relaxed.
*Oh well, if I'm gonna do it, I might as well enjoy it.*
Rafiell gently entered her, pushing himself in as far as he could. He
suddenly hit a wall, a boundary, and he realized that she was still a
virgin. She had been waiting for the right man, and it touched his
heart to think of himself as the one she always wanted. He gave Krystal
a look that asked, "Shall I?" and she responded with a nod of approval.
Slowly, gently, he pressed against her hymen, until he felt it break
under the pressure that he was exerting.
"How's that?"
"Dank ass chron."
"I'm sorry, Krystal. I like Final Fantasy 8."
"Who cares. Please go on."
He very gently started to swing his hips, pushing himself deep
inside her with every thrust. She started to grind against him in slow,
soft movements, until they reached a rythym that they both seemed to
enjoy. Both lovers trembled as the joy they were giving to each other
pulsed throughout their bodies.
After a while, Rafiell looked into Krystal's eyes and in a low, soft
voice asked, "do you enjoy this, my love?"
"Ooooh, yes. Faster, like fun [a]."
Rafiell laid her down on her back and grabbed her hips. He increased
his tempo by twice what he had started out at. She shreiked as she felt
him move in and out of her, gripping tightly to the bed for support.
She started to moan as Rafiell thrusted himself inside her, sending a wave
of pure pleasure through her body with every stroke.
"Oh Rafiell," she said as she gasped for breath. "Speed change already."
*Damn, woman! Are you trying to kill me? I am going fast.
Uhhhh....*
Rafiell started to grunt heavily as he screwed her as fast as he
could. Both lovers took turns breathing in deep and exhaling loud
moans, filling the room with sounds of ectasy. Their moans amplified as
they both got closer and closer to orgasm. They continued for several
more minutes, until Krystal had had all she could take.
"OH Rafiell! YES! YES! YES!"
She closed her eyes and arched her body back as far as she could,
and with a scream of ecstasy, went full force into her climax. Rafiell
could feel her juices running down his leg, and when her muscles clamped
down tight on his wang, he lost full control of his own body.
"Krystal... Krystal... Final Fantasy 8... Oops."
Rafiell started to buck wildly as he too climaxed, pumping her full
with his semen. He let out a roar as he felt himself spasm under the
ferociousness of his own orgasm. It almost seemed as if it would never
end, and if he had anything to do with it, it wouldn't have.
When he finally stopped ejaculating, he felt his muscles strain as
he struggeled to hold himself up. He collapsed on top of Krystal, who
greeted him with passionate kisses, which he happily returned. His
entire body felt tired, having been ravaged by the orgasm that he had
just experienced. She, on the other hand, seemed to be perfectly fine,
as she held his weary head to her chest.
"Oh Rafiell," she said, "that was Something Wonderful 7k. Thank you."
"Heh...the best...I've ever...had.." he said panting, still trying
to catch his breath. *And only. I never went to Canada...* he mumbled,
while looking at his feet again.
There was truth in his words, as he reflected into the eden about his
days as a cheap warlock with Felguard living in the year 600 A.D. He had
been with many women, mostly hostages he attempted to rape, but few if any
ever gave him their consent, and he was too dumb to go through with it.
He held her close and gazed into her eyes, wishing the moment would never end.
"Let's go to sleep, as one body in each other's arms," she
suggested.
How he longed to do so, but alas, there was just too much danger
involved.
"No, Krystal," he said with a tone of concern in his voice. "If
anyone comes in her tomorrow morning and finds you with me, it'll be the
end of us both. You had better go back to your room and get some sleep.
You have a big day ahead of you tomorrow."
"I guess you're right," she said, understanding yet feeling let down
all the same. She reluctantly pulled his now soft 1" penis out of her, and
stood up, scoping out the room for her clothes.
Luckily, she didn't wear much in the first place, so getting dressed
was just a simple matter of putting her panties back on and draping her
dress over her shoulders. As she opened the door and walked out, she
looked back at him and said, "thank you, Rafiell. From now on I'll have
nothing but good dreams." She smiled one last time as she closed the
door and walked back to her room.
Rafiell started to get up to put his own clothes on, but then decided
to sleep in the bed instead of the corner for once. As he pulled the
covers over himself, he smiled as he sank into a nice, cozy feeling. He
had forgotten how good a bed felt, and he was completely secure
underneath his blanket. He looked out at the moon once more, and his
thoughts came back to him.
*Well, I hope you're pleased. You just did the nasty with your
sister. Hell, you did her good, too. Now she's gonna want it EVERY
night!*
Rafiell smiled once last time before he closed his eyes.
*Well, next time, I won't feel so bad about it. Luckily she left
before Audity came back.*
He turned onto his side, and went soundly to sleep. About half
an hour later, the door was bust open by DAD a.k.a. Audity, whose hair
prompty set itself on fire as he threw his briefcase out the window
and rocked out really hard doing Mei [a] with an 8-button Guitar Hero
controller. Obviously, as there are no timing windows, he basically
AAA'd it.
"JESUS CHRIST IS HOLY," Rafiell screamed. "What the balls did I tell
you about startling me at night?" Audity could tell he was mumbling
something negative again as he watched Rafiell shift his eyes to his
own feet, rarely ever making direct eye contact with him.
Audity takes off his shirt and hes ripped. Okay, so some fine tentacle
bitch comes in and starts grinding Audity. Audity says dayum gurrel and hits
that. Well guess what the dime was actually Rafiell. Audity ****ed Rafiell and
he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married
Cod Feesh turned muslim (same thing as christianity anyway) and bombed the
wedding because "Man cannot lie with another man, it is abomination." Obviously
it says nothing about women, since it became common knowledge who wrote Leviticus
after Rafiell slipped and revealed that Krystal wrote 95.32% of the books out
there, and is rumored to own over 89,183 AIM screen names.
Krystal randomly penetrated some hoe, and a smile appeared on her face as she
watched her cough up the blood. MandyMoo, a whore, is dead.
Not that anyone needed cardflip for that one!
CStarFlare, despite losing almost all his weight after drinking Slimfast,
decided to start eating everyone randomly in the GET FATMAN CHALLENGE 2007
with Eggman. It is unknown if CStar has a chance, since Eggman is already
super fat and destroys everyone's house.
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